This is just a stray observation, and like many of my stray musical observations I came upon it while humming in the shower. (I could never sing in the shower though).
Here’s my observation: Bruno Mars’ “The Lazy Song” is just the less pretty, more annoying version of Beach Fossils’ “Lazy Day”.
Now I must admit that while I do not dislike Bruno Mars entirely, and I have no wish to, as Tyler the Creator said, “stab Bruno Mars in his goddamn esophagus”, but honestly I think his music kinda sucks. I’d call it diluted indie for mass consumption. Indie Lite, if you will. On the other hand, I love Beach Fossils. I think they have a wonderful sound, like a photonegative of early Wavves. Its lo-fi, as is still fashionable in indie these days, but instead of being consumed and downtrodden by having nothing to do, Beach Fossils seem to find beautiful moments in life that involve doing nothing at all.
This is why I think “The Lazy Song” is just a ripoff. Bruno Mars must have scanned the indie world and found Wavves singing “I’m soooooooooo bored”, Best Coast with “I’m just lazy when I miss you”, and of course, Beach Fossils’ contribution, “all we had to do was nothing at all”. The problem is, Bruno Mars sings about P90X, sex, lying in bed, and generally staying the fuck inside. That’s not a creative laziness! That’s an uninspired college kid procrastinating. Maybe he should have called it “The Procrastinating College Assclown Song”, although I guess that would make it less likely to become a major radio hit.
But I think Beach Fossils deserve the radio hit much more. This is because “Lazy Day” exchanges the indoors for the field, a place where two people can lie down and watch the planes above cross in the sky, feel the wind blow through their hair, and savor in a moment of bliss and nothingness. Because after all, a lazy day is all about how you do nothing, and I’d much rather go outside and have a beautiful moment than chill with my fucking snuggie.